Cuch åxhenx Ckez

Cuch åxhenx Ckez (/cuch/ /ɑːxˈhenx/ [imminent; pending] [dairy]) is a subtropical Town located in Haduluje Dutchy, Qånehgdab Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Cuch åxhenx Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Cuch åxhenx Ckez was founded by Vúnvér Cúō̄ 'Desi Delilah' Cúchīsh Mēs Yä̌sh Råghurv, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 16°C (60°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cool 20°C (68°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 12°C (53°F). Cuch åxhenx Ckez receives an average of 253 cm/y (99 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Cuch åxhenx Ckez covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 640 m (2099 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Cuch åxhenx Ckez was founded durring the late 14th century in summer of the year 1292, by Vúnvér Cúō̄ 'Desi Delilah' Cúchīsh Mēs Yä̌sh Råghurv. The establishment of the new community went well, though many minor issues had to be solved as time went on. This was enough to delay construction and push back the formal opening ceramony, leading to some embarisment for Vúnvér Cúō̄ 'Desi Delilah' Cúchīsh Mēs Yä̌sh Råghurv.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the late 14th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Cuch åxhenx Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature plaster covered brickwork used to form structures with an emphasis on symmetry, proportion, geometry and the regularity of parts. Orderly arrangements of columns, pilasters and lintels, as well as the use of semicircular arches, hemispherical domes, niches and aediculae can be found everywhere such that only size of building and yard can be used to measure the general prosparity of a given building's owners due to a general wealthy feeling the style gives off.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez is buildings are grouped arround an odd layout of premissive split-log ties streets, which seems to be based on an overlapping squair patern such that there are small squares at the cornor of every bigger square. Sometimes buildings exist in the smaller squaires, other times they are open spaces, or occupied by temporary structures. The town is protected by a renforced stone fence which sits atop earthwork defences, for some of the best inexpencive defences a town of Cuch åxhenx Ckez's size could have. Cuch åxhenx Ckez's well-designed, yet cheep are suffering from significent damage, so much so that examples can be pointed to no matter which section one might have within their line of site, and most of which render sections inoperable at present.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has the unmistakable air of a town on its last legs. Everything is a bit slipshod and ramshackle. Everyone is at work, or drinking. No one has anything in their eyes other than fear and despair. Whatever industry once fueled Cuch åxhenx Ckez ’s existence has dried up and the town is drifting down the stream of history as it dries up. The locals seem to have responded to their slow downfall by recreating Cuch åxhenx Ckez as one of the strictest places imaginable. Everyone’s actions are clearly directed by laws they keep in heart and mind at all times. Orderly byond order is a phrase which the town brings to mind.

Civic Infrastructure

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Cuch åxhenx Ckez.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Cuch åxhenx Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. These lights provide nighttime illumination to most city streets.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Cuch åxhenx Ckez's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is characterized by towering round arches, massive stone and brickwork, small windows, thick walls, and a propensity for housing art and sculpture depicting mythological scenes. The building's general shape would be a clever and ascetic combination of geometric shapes, which would be blended together by joining elements. The style's decorative features were largely internal rather than external and incorporated semicircular arches for windows, doors, and arcades; barrel or groin vaults to support the roof of the nave; massive piers and walls, with few windows, to contain the outward thrust of the vaults; side aisles with galleries above them..

In Cuch åxhenx Ckez hail is always enormous, yet harmlessly plinks off people, creatures, and structures.

The Bogwid near Cuch åxhenx Ckez are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves line dance to channel Augury energies of tier 3 via divine sermons.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Cuch åxhenx Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

381 of Cuch åxhenx Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 23 work in Agriculture
• 82 work as Craftsmen
• 29 work as Merchants
• 64 work as Service Workers
• 36 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 58 work as Civil Servants
• 37 work in Cottage Industries
• 19 work as Artists
• 21 work in Produce Industries

851 of Cuch åxhenx Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 25 (2%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

While private tutelage of worthy apprentices can be had even in most remote villages, Cuch åxhenx Ckez is home to a proper school dedicated to teaching magic. Such schools are usually small, with no more than a few dozen pupils, most of whom will fail for lack of talent or discipline. The instructors are rarely first-rate, usually serving only for the pay and status, but sometimes a genius sorcerer will find a reason to observe likely apprentices here. Given the unfortunate accident potential of the school, it’s probably isolated or well-fortified.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century, Cuch åxhenx Ckez was attacked by soldiers from another nation, with orders to raid Cuch åxhenx Ckez. The details of the conflict are hazy at best due to many conflicting accounts. What is known is Cuch åxhenx Ckez lost 296 people, 208 livestock, and 79 buildings. The conflict ended after roughly 217, when members of Cuch åxhenx Ckez's militia enacted an operation to assassinate an enemy general. The operation was complicated by the army's activities draw the wrath of formerly neutral parties. The conflict ended with pitched battle between both forces, which ended in defeat for Cuch åxhenx Ckez's forces. The war is remembered in legend by Cuch åxhenx Ckez's bards, historians, and legend keepers.

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